BAGONG RAKET NAMIN: manghuhula

binobogart: Please be informed that this star chart may contain words and thoughts not suitable for weak-minded.

Sagittarius (Nov.23-Dec.20)

Bino: A third person will interfere your intimate relationship. Jealousy is in the air.
Bogart: Don’t drink Nescafe after getting drunk with nice cold Red Bull Energy. If Murphy’s Law bothers you, try to use the left side of the brain. (Commonsense)

Capricorn (Dec.21-Jan.19)

Bogart: Say it! Don’t muster what you really want to say.
Bino: The effects might be crucial: Farting is prohibited. Give a helping hand.
Bogart: Rock music is life, not disturbing.

Aquarius (Jan.20-Feb.19)

Bino: Unlimited texting is much more addictive than shabu. Watch Pilipinas Game kanaba and Korean novelas to enrich your street vocabulary.
Bogart: You have the luxury of giving up something. Cause the tarot cards say that it will happen again any way.

Pisces (Feb.20-March20)

Bogart: Gluttony is bad, not good for you though.
Bino: Ample love and romance in the phone may change the process of your Bayan tell bill, which will result to catastrophic termination. Tour lucky numbers are 71 and 32.

Aries (March21-May20)

Bino: A long creature from Mt. Pulypus will hunt your dreams. If you listen you will hear. Look ahead and never look behind if you font want to become a piece of NaCl.
Bogart: Craving for UAAP players must stop. Stop snubbing others-be kind. Crying will only tire the body’s tear gland.

Taurus (April21-May20)

Bogart: Superman is strong but just a man in red sheets, and so are you. Pride must settle.
Bino: Concentrate and you will achieve something big. Stop hating Math: This is the cause of sexbomb’s fame. 2+2=4+4=8x11= your favorite song.

Gemini (May21-june20)

Bino: If you’re happy and you know just slap your face and wake up. Stop daydreaming.
Bogart: RC cola is cocaine. Stop drinking it. No wonder the stand was ruined into pieces.
Be modes.

Cancer (June21-july21)

Bogart: You are a disease that has no cure. Infest. Leave your partner before he gets doubt. First things first.
Bino: Give gifts to those who have none and they will reward you. Be extra careful in making decisions. And if you believe too much in this crap. Britney is a fake.

Leo (july21-Aug.20)

Bino: Keep off the grass-smoker. People are busy and they won’t bother chatting with a disturbing lion.
Bogart: Restrain idolizing Chin-Chan, and Mr. Bean. They are just a bunch of paranoids entertaining being like them.

Virgo (Aug.21-Sept.22)

Bogart: Your efforts to cheer someone else will end in vain. Instead try to watch some horror movies in Cinemax to help you relax with the day’s bitterness. Try to be on the others shoes, sniff them in process.
Bino: Spending too much money in lame magazines in not advisable; instead help others who live in BURAOT tactics.

Libra (Sept.23-Oct22)

Bino: Giving is 150% superior than receiving. You will accept a bunch of illegal mark money from your grand mother and you have to spend it indulging others.
Bogart: If you haven’t watched the Hatton, and pacquiao’s boxing match, you suck! Boxing Rulz!!!

Scorpio (Oct23-Nov.22)

Bogart: You are not Bro. Shwarzzeneger. FPJ or Erap. “Susubukan ka.” Or in other words, rules will be a boundary.
Bino:Try to relax in some of Recto’s and Quiapo’s nightclubs. Never take for granted any advice given by your friends.

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